Berlin Sucks

I've been debating about whether or not I should post something to my blog about how great it is to live in Berlin. You see the problem is, I don't want people to know it's so great cause then they will start moving here in droves and drive up the low rents and scare away all the fun, creative people. If they knew that Berlin was like New York city circa 1978, they would probably turn it into a New York city circa 2007 within a short time (or worse, London). So here's to hoping that people will only read my headline and stay away....

For those of you who don't want to stay away, I'm renting a great Berlin 1 BD apartment right on Kastanienallee.